My dad was right, actually. If given the choice the dogs much preferred pooping on the grass than on the dirt inside the kennel and it was a lot harde...r to clean up there. I went outside, confident enough of the high fences and tall trees that encircled our yard not to be embarrassed about being outside in my PJ's, and found the dogs asleep in a pile in a corner of their fenced in area. I opened the gate and walked carefully inside, keeping an eye out for dog poo. When I got to the giant beasts. .. join the Church of Satan?”“Not quite” he said with chuckle. “It’s a long story. One that would take more than fifteen minutes.”“Fair enough. So, what is it you think the Daughters of Lilith can do for you?”“Our members have read about your group in The Chronicle. Many were intrigued. We thought it wise to have someone investigate before we began ... intermingling.”“Intermingling?”“Well, if I may be so bold. We’re a group with an abundance of male members who enjoy a certain lifestyle. Based. It probably is worse than pâté, but better than caviar.”“What?!” she gasped, her eyes flying wide. “You’re bi?”“Oh HELL no!” I laughed. “But expecting a girl to do that and not being willing to kiss her afterwards is pretty low in my book. And making her douche, or whatever, between rounds so you can orally pleasure her kind of messes up the flow of things.”“I don’t even know what to say!”“As I said with the caviar and the pâté at Alex’s place, you have to try them before you knock them. When I. Can you believe that I just gave him my address? How could I be so idiotic? Ten minutes later when he arrived on the doorstep I was ready for him and had decided to bluff by inviting him in to say hello to Ken (who of course wasn’t there) I thought that this would put paid to any ideas he might have of resuming the activities of Saturday night. “Oh great” he said, calling my bluff and stepping inside. So now I had to think up another lie and told him that Ken would be along shortly so he said.