I told them what to do, while we bolted our food. Unseen we managed to sneak both in front and behind her. To prevent her from running away. She stood... and looked at some clothes, very sexy and totally different from the oh so virtuous outfits, she normally wore. She was so absorbed from the clothes that she didn't notice me before I said ?Hi goofy, so fun to meet you here?. She turned pale, turned around to run away, but she realized that we had her covered and there was no escape. As she knew. "She pulled my face to hers and gave me a really sloppy kiss — picked up her water and said, 'Follow me Michael!" Where did she take you?" I'm sorry. Any more would be breaking my promise to her that I'd never tell that story," I said."That's such a wonderful story Michael, include it in the book you're writing!" Claudia said. "I want to hear one of these 'pickup lines' of yours. Grace says she was impressed by it a lot." Claudia, I don't think that's a good idea ... it precipitated the girl's. “I made your tea it’s in the fridge, if that alright, I might see you when I get back,” I saidThe pub was dismal for nice looking men, here I was sat, all five foot eight of me wearing a black short skirt, a tight top to show off my ample 36c tits and no one has tried to chat me up. I so wanted someone to fuck me and as the night got later the drink started to take affect so I went home.Johnny was in the living room when I returned “Mam you look drunk”He has always called me mam and I went to. Prefer fingers. If I’m jilling myself I want to take my time and make sure I’ve covered all the spots before I cum. Those Wands? Shake your fucking clit off, haha!”“Okay, so that’s that off the Christmas list then.”Lia nodded. “Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll inspire something you want to get me.”I nodded, already having more than a couple of things in mind.“So. Your site? And go!” said as she sat back to sip her beer.“I was thinking about two things, actually.”“Two is a good number. Two tits. Two.