She was still pretty drunk and was sloppy with the kiss, but I didn’t mind. After a while, I am pretty sure she started sobering up a little bit but... she was still really into it. I was stimulating her clit from outside her jeans, and she was moaning into my mouth while we kissed. After a while, it was leaning in on midnight, I was pretty damn horny and so was Jess so I decided it might be my lucky night so I led her to my bedroom. In the bedroom I laid her on the bed, and I took my shirt of and. I held his face in my hands and kissed his lips. If it’s that important then I promise to try to let you enter my rosebud. You have to be gentle and if I said no, then we have to stop. Yes of course mother, but you’ll see, I’ll be as gentle as a lamb, but I will penetrate your rosebud and I will also feel the hot depths of your bowels as my brother has. Oh god I do hope so Janus, I truly do, but you’re just so , well you’re very thick and long, but mother will try as promised.I looked over my. I smoked like a freight train, drank like a fish, and lived on fast food. In short, my life sucked rocks. All that shit was running through my head when that big honkin' mother of a coal truck came around the bend mostly in my lane. I moved as far to the right as I could but no way was it going to miss me. I knew it was over before it clipped me and sent the rented SUV over the side of that mountain.Now, in that situation most people will scream something descriptive like "SHIIIT!" or the even. The angry woman looked up from the sofa as Inspector Richard Williamson wearily opened the door to his lounge and clapped eyes on his wife. "Sorry love." That's all I ever get," she said, her brown eyes boring into her husband and scowling at his presence. "Sorry I missed this, sorry I am late, sorry I couldn't be there." I know," the Inspector muttered and his wife got up from the chair, to her full height of 5'8". The main lights were turned off in the silent room and she was silhouetted by.