Daddy gets the first lap dance I'm a dutiful daughter.”Daddy watched me as I made my way to him. His eyes were burning with lust. He sat rigid, erec...t, eager for me. A slight smile turned his lips as I wiggled and undulated past the groping men. My pussy needed Daddy's cock right now.“Care for a lap dance, Daddy?” I purred, stopping before him. I let the robe fall off my naked body.“Damn,” a man nearby groaned, staring at my breasts as I leaned over Daddy, letting my lush Double D's jiggle.Daddy. Madeleine and her escort had left their table before us and as far as I could see they didn't have any good time together. Looked more like a funeral than a romantic date.Already at ten o'clock the next morning Madeleine rang and surprised me with suggestion about lunch the same day.We met at a small restaurant and as soon we were seated she asked, "You had pleasant date yesterday, I presume?" Pleasant time yes, however not really a date, but a good time, indeed. The painful truth is that my. 5. Because It's A Jerk Litmus TestGiphyAgain, if bae freaks out when you say "I love you" and you're at least a few months into dating, bae is not bae. Bye, bae/jerk.6. Because It's A Bucket List ThingGiphyPoll your friends to find out how many of them have said "I love you" first. I bet the percentage is lower than our president's approval rating. (38 percent on a good day.) Just saying it will be an awesome accomplishment, especially if you're usually nervous about sharing your feels.7.. G. monthly orsemi-monthly) she's going to have a "cock hound" TGurl on herhands post haste. (The author is reminded of the old potato chipcommercial, "Bet you can't eat just one!") This of course makescuckolding hubby the so-called "walk in the park."Further, the gurl is going to want to femme more often as aresult. The two (sex and femming) are mutually reinforcing. Wiveswho desire to stop the resulting "do loop" should considersomewhat less formidable tasks, raising the Titanic for example.6..