” I said, “sounds fucking perfect to me, especially the exploring part. Lets go.”Preparing was easy. Grass? Check. Beer? Check. Gas? Check. Ok w...e’re ready, lets go. Then the phone rang. It was one of his redneck buddies. He wanted to come with us. My buddy said “sure the more the merrier”. Shit. This put a big damper on my hopes of seducing my bud into naked delights in some sunny mountain meadow. The road trip was about 4 hours, but it took us all day as we stopped to get high, play disc and. ” She said sweetly. “We all know that Raj has been in love with me for a long time now.” She held up a hand to forestall Howard’s angry burst. “You know it’s true, honey, but you don’t have to worry. I love you and you know that. You’re my little Howie bear. And I want him to fuck me because his cock is about to tear through his slacks and we both know that you’re not going to get heard again for several minutes. And I need to get fucked now!” She turned to look at Raj. “Come on now honey. I. I get out of my carand I can hear a girl moaning. The van's sliding rear door is wide open-there's this to-die-for blonde smacking her golden ass down on this old white man's loins. SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, all in broad daylight for everyone to see! It's like I'm watching a 3-D porno flick. A coconut aroma coming from her suntan lotion drifts out and her skin is glistening from all the smacking. Her hair is a blonde river flowing over her shoulders and down her back. The geezer's moaning. .. Pull the trigger ... pull the slide back just a bit ... push that and it's pieces in your hand. Gunny? Are all Glocks this greasy?" They're made in Austria, I've always assumed they packed them in cosmoline for the shipping." Hell's Bells ... it's PLASTIC?" Polycarbonate." Good Lord." They shoot, they're a joy to the hand, and they don't misfire," under his breath he mumbled, "even if they do look like Hi Points." If you say so."While the conversation was going on she was scraping and poking.