I checked the dipstick and the fluid smells burnt. I give it a week until the pump goes out or the converter comes apart. God knows what I'll do then.... If all that ain't enough my wife of twelve years has decided that she needs to lose weight. After trying several diets to no effect she found some diet pills that seem to work for her. She has an exercise bike in the living room and she practically lives on the goddamn thing. You ever try to watch football with the whir whir of one of them things. We will get crotchless panties, flavored lotions, flavored douches, hand cuffs, gag ball, a cock ring, etc..We need to make the bedroom a kinky fuck palace. Douche the pussy with the flavored douche and put the cock ring on your man. Come to the bedroom dressed like a slut. Strip him naked kissing the nice big cock but no sex yet. Now strip for him. When you get the tits bare twink the nipple and bounce them. If you have big jugs, lick them for him. Now get the bottom ass naked slowly. Wiggle. Your heart isn't bothering you at all, is it?" Not a bit, Baby. I can't remember ever feeling this good. Oh, I guess I did when I was young, but that's been so long, I must have forgotten how good I could feel. I feel strong, and... hungry."Both of their glances fell on the small refrigerator at the other end of the sitting room. "Do you suppose?" Arthur asked."Only one way to find out," Wilma said, putting action to words as she quickly walked over, her husband not two steps behind her. "Hey,. Pete blinked again. "And I want to see what I look like in make-up. Is -is there something wrong with that?"Joanne went back to the kitchen and clattered and clanged around inthere rather ostentatiously, for reasons Pete couldn't quite work out.It was Sarah who sat down with him and took him through the basics ofthings like foundation, lipstick and eyeshadow."I had no idea this was all so involved," Pete said, dabbing off anapplication of foundation which Sarah had decreed had been put on.