’ mene bola ‘tujase jyada muje jaldi hai, Ab mein neha ko lekar auto mein pahele M.J road par gaya,vanha se chabi aur address liya,aur usake flat ...pe pahuch gaya…drawaja kholate hi mein usape jese tut padaUse diwal pe sata ke kada karake smooch karane laga, aur usake bol (breasts) dabane laga… usaka pallu hata diya,aur wo bhi pure maze se smooch kar rahi thi…mene mazak mein kaha ‘rani kapade nikalo,done nahi hai..!!?’ meine apani shewani utar di aur payjama bhi utar diya…mein bata dun meri body. Oh they sent some vehicles after me, but I'm a native Texan and I've been driving these little back roads long before it was legal for me to drive. I knew the bastards were headed toward the Country Bunker. They hated that place because Bob delivered his own brand of Western justice on any banditos that were caught (he liked to think he was Judge Roy Bean and said he was the law East of the Pecos). I get to a place where I think I can relax a little and I pull out my cell phone to call the. I have some very troubling news..." He consulted his briefing folder and hesitated. Ken and Hawk sat up straighter, and I noticed Steve tensing up. Something was definitely off the rails here."Mr. Vice President," he began this time with some trepidation. "We suspect, based on soft evidence, that an al Qaeda sleeper cell has been activated and is prepared to attack you before you leave town, today." He put up a hand when I started to object and kept going."We have intercepted numerous coded. I snuck behind her and touched her butt. I'm glad I have good reflexes because she swung her arm around pretty hard. When she saw it was me she loosened up."It's a good thing it was you because I was going to fire any of the workers that tried that." I'm glad to see that you don't just let anyone touch you."She then hugged my neck and gave me a very passionate kiss. She pulled away and looked dreamily into my eyes. "Is that Mr. Happy I feel? The elevator needs to be tested." Yes it is Mr. Happy.