Aisa nahi tha ki mujhe sharm aa rahi thi but thodi acting to banti h na boss. Fir mom ne kaha lao dekhne do mujhe. Lekin maine hath nahi hataya aur da...rd hone ki acting karne laga. To mom ne mera hath hataya aur lund hath me pakadkar dekhne lagi. Sach me guyz mujhe aisa laga jaise maine nange tar ko chhu lia ho aisa jhatka ki bata nahi sakta. Mom ne dekhke kaha chot to nahi lagi h maine kaha pata nahi mom but bahot tej dard ho raha h.Mom ne kaha chalo hospital chalte h.. Maine kaha mom mai byk. Ek din mera ek dost mere pass aeya or muje kehane laga ke koi makan muje rent pe lean hai agar koi tumari nazar main hai to bata, to mere man main ek dum kheyal ayea ke hamare pass wali padosi ke upar wala porsan kahli hai to maine ose kaha ke main onse baat karke btatan hoon. Main agale hi din main padosi ke ghar geya or main bell bajai to aunty ne darwaja khola. Maine aunty se pucha ke app ka upar wala purshan agar khali hai to main dekh saktan hoon, to aunty ne keha kiyon nahi, tusi upper. "Yeah, but maybe I won't feel so damn dragged out all day," she replied."They're growing fast; it won't be long and they'll be sleeping through the night every night," I said."Yeah, and the next thing you know, they'll all be wanting prom dresses," Ellie laughed."We've become what we used to hate. Remember the curfews and restrictions?" I asked."You think we'll be any better at it than our folks were?" Ellie asked."Different maybe, but better? I don't know, I honestly don't. The responsibility. " (How did Mensa miss these two?)Taking rapid notes, looking up, "Do you think she might be having doubts about her sexuality and is out searching for a penis?" (perhaps she has a protein deficiency.) "Never," she bellowed, before slamming her meaty hand down on my desk in anger, the ashtray flying in a perfect arc until crashing across the bridge of my nose with a distinct crackle, reminding me to buy my favorite candy bar, and leaving me bloody and woozy, staggering around my office like an.