’ Great! He thought. All packed and fully dressed they set off down the slopes again at a more leisurely pace this time. Enjoying the scenery, the s...now and each other’s company. Eventually after a couple of hours Cassie steered them towards a smaller track, which within a short distance brought them alongside Richard’s chalet. ‘Thank you for a lovely day Richard. I hope you managed to enjoy yourself despite women being heartless bitches,’ she said pulling her cell phone from a pocket. ‘I had a. I know that her coworkers check her out and she complains every once in awhile about a particular teacher who’s looks at her. The school district holds their annual holiday party at a large hotel/convention center and rents a ballroom. Most attendees rent a room and bring coolers for after the hotel bar closes. The night of the party my wife was dressed in her usual conservative outfit but still looked very sexy. The party was a great time with most people being over served. The teacher that. She grabbed my hand and we exited to the smokers area outside.(I dont smoke, but I'll tag along if it's gonna get me some tang)We sat outside and had a bit of a chat. Her age lines were a little more visible under lights. (Which just made me feel more awesome for picking her up). She told me her name, which I pretty much forgot instantly. I told her mine, and she paused.......... She stuttered a little and said, "I think I know who you are..."My mind was racing! I thought, "Who the fuck is this. ”“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer.”“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady.“You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not.