You can sit at my feet and look at the fire while I phone Jane. No need for you getting any ideas..’ I felt relaxed in a way. The snug was just wh...at it said ‘a snug’. Warm and cosy. The carpet was fairly soft I could lean up against the back of the sofa with one side being in contact with my wife’s leg closest to me. Stocking covered to be precise. A glass of red wine. A little slice of peaceful heaven.. The flames through the glass in the fire door were almost hypnotic.. ‘Lean forward. . Then Momma made this confession about how she'd been some kind of super-slut in her high school days and how she didn't deserve to go so Daddy should take ME! Oh, and did I mention that we were to have SEX and I was to get PREGNANT!? With DADDY!?Then this Jack guy told Momma and Daddy that her big sacrifice wasn't necessary -- he could keep Momma AND me...Somehow, Momma decided that she needed the holy crap beaten out of her for her ancient sins -- and Daddy agreed with her and they strung. Shes such a cute little girl. Shes like 30 but shes a little over four feet tall. Nice little boobs and ass. Phil likes her tiny little feet. He said he would love to suck on them, Hes such a pervert. I said Pretty hot huh?She said Yea, I had no idea you were Swingers I said I dont know about that, we only did it that week She said Do you think Im pretty? I said Your so cute, sure your beautiful She said Pete (her husband) & I thought about it once or twice but were afraid of catching a STD or. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer’s wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two pillow cases stuffed with cash.“Oh, that darned old fool,” she exclaimed. “I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement.”Carlos panhandles just as long Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3dollars every day.Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a.