Be careful what you binge eat. Yesterday I ate a can of alphabet soup and today I had the largest vowel movement ever.Q: Which song is known for incit...ing new-borns to altercate with with a small classical Greek string instrument vaguely similar to a small harp?A: “Come on baby fight my lyre”.Q. What’s covered in cling film and swings through the bell tower in a cathedral?A. The lunch pack of Notre Dame!A story from Reltney McFee New Joke Candidate.The Flood JokeThere was this guy, lived in New. They ate in silence, listening to the pop and crackle of the small fire in the fireplace. The coals in the fire provided the only light, since Dusty had put the lamp out to save fuel. For those who lived on the plains, a little fire light was all they needed anyway, most of the time. "Good," was the only comment Boots made during the meal.Afterwards, Dusty lay himself out on his bunk, on his side, holding his head up with an elbow and one hand."You on business, or just out for a ride?" he. Ami nijeke samle rakhte parlam na. Hotath ananya ke joriye dhore bollam, ‘tomar moto sundori pase suye thakle ghum ase ki kore?’. Ananya ektu ghabriye galo, kintu kono badha dilo na. Ami ar thakte parlam na. Du hate ananya ke buke japte dhore or thote amar thot chepe dhorlam. Pagol er moto or chokhe nake chumu khete laglam. Ananya-o amake nibir bhabe du hate joriye dhorlo. Or norom tultule mai duto amar buke chepe galo. Bra-r opor diyei or mai duto tipte lagle o bole uthlo, ‘ota tumi khule dite. I never even considered anything else. Almost as soonas we opened, we had people in the shop, and not one of them gave me afunny glance. I relaxed and simply did my job, growing confident as theday went on. About five we closed the door, then stopped on the wayhome for some dinner. Once we were at home, mom handed me a bag.Opening it, I saw that it was a dance leotard, turned and asked herwhy."You're just a bit heavy for a girl your size, so I thought that youmight join me at my aerobics class..