It’s syncing now.• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he canstop any time• I... stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.• When chemists die, they barium.• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.• Why were the Indians here. I pressed her mound and a faint moan escaped her lips. I rubbed my cock slightly against the bed while I touched her. And after almost half an hour I came and then soon slept off.The next day before serving me dinner that she was going to bed and asked me to come to bed directly after eating. I was glad. My mom was already in bed when I got to the bedroom. Her eyes were closed and she was covered under the blanket. I got into the bed next to her and to my shock I realized that my mom was naked. ." No, I should apologize," she said. "I suppose I was a little noisy. But I'm quite all right, thanks for your concern." Suddenly another sob escaped her. "No, I'm not all right, but there's nothing anybody can do about it," she acknowledged.I was ready to take her at her word and withdraw, but Susan stopped me. "For Heaven's sake, Larry, don't just walk off. The poor woman needs to talk." Well," I said hesitantly. "I can listen if you like. I mean, if you want to, uh..." I floundered to a. Due to the pain she let out a moan, “aaaaaaaaahhhhhh”. Then I slowly proceeded kissing her navel and while kissing her navel, I also removed her bra. Then slowly when i reached her pussy, I removed her panty, and started licking her pussy. It was clean shaved and was pink in color. I started licking her pussy for 10 minutes, and the she had her first orgasm. Then i removed my shirt, jeans and my undergarments, and asked her to suck my dick. I asked her whether, she has sucked anyone dick.