While they were driving, the driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on ...the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway.So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest said, “You didn’t hit the lawyer, but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”he General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.“Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and. No more than one NCO above the level of Corporal or one officer was to travel with another unless there was insufficient capacity in the vehicles. Stripped of the military jargon in the order, it prohibited the bunching up of NCOs and officers. During Yankee North we had five sergeants in the assault, but three of them had been traveling in Yankee Two. We should have been split up better among the six vehicles.Personally, I just figured that we had gotten a bit lazy and dumb. Third Platoon had. Lee found him good company. While she wouldn’t have chewed her arm off if she found herself in bed with him, he didn’t stir her blood the way the Lieutenant did.Lee leaned against the door frame and then looked back to see a little pink snout poking out from under her bed. She smiled at Dave, “Hi Dave, are you having some problems?”Dave rolled around into a sitting position. He inspected his chest and right arm with a look of disgust on his face. “God damned, friggin’ pig, she’s a bloody escape. What a lovely, positive energy.They walked together to the elevator, pleasantly chatting. Liza Adams felt like someone who could have been a good friend in another life. Once inside her apartment, she offered Liza a drink before escorting her down the hall. The air in the room changed abruptly as soon as Liza entered her playroom. Arie's breath caught. Liza stood frozen in fear, eyeing the toys, which for whatever reason, threatened her. Arie swiftly moved to action, closing the heavy.