Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.Murphy was a grunt. If an advance is going better than you planned, your walk...ing into an ambush(submitted by Jake M.)50, 50, 90 Means if you have a 50/50 choice to make, 90% of the time you'll chose wrong. Old Navy saying. (Wes Miller )The next four were submitted by R. McDonoughThe Three most dangerous sayings in the Army... 3. When a Lt. says "It's been my experiance that....." 2. When a Captian says "Ok, I've made a. Come on, give, what is the whole reason you don't date?" she queried while switching chairs to get within an intimate conversation distance."I'm REALLY not comfortable talking about it, maybe some other time..." Aw, come on Mike, I won't tell anyone else," she purred, "promise."I thought about it and decided to trust her, at least with another portion of it. I told her that I was tired of sex. That none of the women I've been with had even the slightest clue how to truly please a penis or even. " Morning," I replied and headed for my office.Today was going to be a busy and important day, as it was the anniversaryof the Agency's creation. One of my jobs for the day was to create a briefsummary of why the Agency had been created, so on my desk was a filefolder full of the historical background.Not that I needed much reminding, as the reason for the Agency showed upin my mirror every morning.It had all started with a voice from the sky announcing, "This is for yourown good." in every. I rubbed it all over her back, her arms, her hips, legs, thighs, calves and feet. My erection quickly grew, thinking of both how she might look without her top and of how good her body felt while rubbing the oil in.She turned over, and I began again, this time working from her feet up her body. The g-string bottom was white, and as the oil touched it, it turned almost transparent, but for some lining inside. Time to push the issue. "How about the breasts?" She looked to either side, saw no one.