” she said, “no, I’m not saying that, I’m just suggesting that it might be nice to show your vicar that you are human and you might need his h...elp to get the planning permission for err… change of use” I said, she looked at me, “you engineered this” she said menacingly, “not me, you and your niece, I am just helping things a long a little now go back in there and do your stuff, I’ll take care of any short comings” I chuckled at my own pun, “you are a very wicked man” she said softly, she stood. There were over two hundred stamped envelopes ready to go out by four o'clock.Everything went off as planned the next day, which also happened to be today. First, I attached a bright orange smoke flare to Malcolm's ignition and then I carefully cut each of Natalie's valve stems. Malcolm's car wouldn't be destroyed, but it would be unusable until it was cleaned. Before returning home, I mailed all of the envelopes. Phase one was completed.Natalie arrived home before any of the Federal Agents. “Shall I help you set up your profile then?” she said softly as they finished off the plate of food, “What?” he gasped totally surprised by her friendly attitude, “It’ll be fun” she said giggling as she came over to get a closer look.She pulled up a chair next to him, he felt the electricity as their knees touched and Sam looked at his blank profile, “First you need a picture” she said looking at the information required, Roger turned to her, “I don’t have one” he sighed as he wasn’t really. It was a few seconds later when I realized I just invited her to “Netflix and Chill”. Once again, I start smacking my inner self for being such a dumbass. She looked at me for the longest time, just staring into my eyes again. She knew what I wanted, but the ball is in her court. She finally seemed to break her concentration by batting her eyes at me, “I’d love to join you, we could watch Soul Eater in your room”.Being super excited of her answer I damn near yanked her off her chair and onto.