4. Mormon's do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.1 How do you turn a fox into an elephant?Marry It!2 What is the difference betw...een a battery and a woman?A battery has a positive side.3 How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?Put a nipple on it.4 Why do women fake orgasms?Because they think men care.5 If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what haveyou done wrong?Made her chain too long.6 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a. ” Her eyes flashed open and stared at me.“Don’t go there, Jacob. Please don’t go there. I can’t stand it. It was just a dream and I’ll never let you go.” Tears sparkled in her eyes and I wrapped my arm around her to hold her against me.“I thought you let go last night,” I whispered.“Tony?”“Yeah.”“You felt abandoned?”“Yeah.”“Like Francie?”“Em...”“Jacob, I didn’t fuck Tony to get back at you.” She rolled farther toward me and kissed me gently.“You won’t understand until you’re a senior and turn. I saw Tejal changing and her window curtain were wide open.Teju had Stepped out of her bathroom and she was completely naked. Her Body was slightly tanned boobs were very big & round and were in shape.Tejal’s figure was really great her pussy was shaven & her underarms were also clean & white she had a piercing on her belly.The belly piercing made her look more sexier.I was feeling like her there in her bedroom but i controlled myself. She wore a gown and left d bedroom.That night I masturbated. My concerns grew as we worked on our backyard. Was he going let me down easy? Was he seeing someone else?We worked hard till about four in the afternoon. We had finally finished the yards, when I felt his hands on my shoulders. He slowly massaged the muscles from between my shoulder blades to my neck. "Wow, honey you feel really tense." He had such nice hands, I noted, as his thumbs worked up and down the sides of my spine."I think I've been a little stressed lately." Well, why don't you head.