It took several exchanges and a few moments before he picked up the phone."Good morning, Sarah," said Mr. Allen Bartlet. "I have been expecting your c...all." Good morning, Mr. Prime Minister," replied Sarah, "our apologies for calling so early. However, our Intelligence group has information that we think your government urgently needs to be made aware of." Yes, Ms. Shonnesy and Mr. Ó Ceallacháin called me very early this morning. The information they provide was quite distressing, they also. "How'd you find out?" I asked."Emily's bikini top. She wouldn't just leave it in the kitchen like that, strewn over a chair. Especially with..." A guy in the house, I finished mutely. "Have you told anyone?" I asked slightly nervously."Of course not, you idiot," she laughed. "I don't want to get the two of you in trouble. Plus..." She smiled mischievously."Plus?" I prompted her. Instead of answering verbally, Sam walked slowly towards me, pressed her body against mine and kissed me hard on the. Second, I’m much cleverer now. My long cherished wish has come true. Too much of a good thing can have consequences. I am now too clever for my own good!Third. The SECRET IS SAFE!Fourth, we moved! To the country. A different country, and to a rural setting. Not for evasive purposes, but for privacy. Actually, for psychiatric reasons. A psychopath, a homicidal maniac is on the loose. Me. Distancing myself is necessary for public safety.Fifth. I’m driving. Hahahahahahaha (Interminable peals of. There was a girl and a guy in a weight room and next thing I knew they were having sex. Trish looked at me and said "Your face is turning red you perv, I bet you have a hard on" I looked down at my sweat pants as I did , she looked down saw my pants sticking out and said "You ever masturbate?" Yes I said as she grinned at me, "I bet you've never seen a naked girl before?" No I said, she grabbed the TV remote and turned it off. She asked me if I wanted to see her naked, I nervous but said.