I saw few copes wandering in our field. One of them entered our house and said he wanted to check out to make sure everything is ok. The cop searched ...for entire house then he entered my room, spidy was sleeping and covered himself with bed sheet. The cop pulled out the bed sheet, I was scared if the cop sees the wound, but spidy was clever enough and he had put on a black pullover which covered his arma fully.The cops were satisfied with their search and they left away. Spidy said hey jack!. Jane said 'your joking you need to get on the internet .Jane said ' so how longs it been ?my mum replied nearly 3 months now and that wasnt exactly great.Jane said , youre joking , i tell you what ,how about i hook you up with this guy i met ? my mum laughed and said dont be daft he is 27 ,Jane replied ' Sue Dont be daft you will love him , hes young, hot and he certainly knows what hes doing in the bedroom ,My mum said , well i dont know jane its tempting .Jane said enough of that i will phone. I hope you don't mindNicole smiled "I like it here. It is a bit uncomfortable though. Tell me" she said, looking at Paula, "does he always carry a salami in his pocket? I know he's a large lad but surely he wouldn't need to pack such a big one around!"That got a bigger laugh and my darling wives volunteered to take the rest of us shopping while they "rehearsed their love scenes". Both of them seemed to think that was a lovely ideaThe movie was a post apocalyptic flick in which the world had. It was his wedding anniversary, and the anniversary flowers went to his girlfriend, and the girlfriend's flowers went to the wife. The girlfriend's flowers were a "just because" kind of arrangement and the anniversary ones were for the wife. They got all mixed up. The florist said the secretary made the error.He was in the doghouse when he got home. His wife was not aware of his cheating ways. He was going to make his secretary pay in more ways than one.He wasn't going to fire her but had.