. ‘She then yells, ‘I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!‘I CAN HEAR... JUST FINE!’Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No, ‘ the second man replied,‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked,. Rahul stands up to fetch a towel for her.When Rahul comes back, he sees that his wife was at the pool bar sitting and having drinks. Rahul rushes to the bar and asks the bartender, “How much has madam drunk?”The bartender with a wicked smile replies, “3 large teachers.” Rahul then wraps Anju and takes her to the room. When they reached their deck room, Rahul sees that the room was arranged and a champagne bottle in the middle of the bed, and a note, “Welcome aboard, lovely couple.”Rahul takes. God, she was making herself so horny thinking about it that she had to get off right now. She went upstairs and thought she would use her vibrator on her ass and finger her pussy until she couldn’t take anymore. When she looked for the Vaseline in the bathroom cabinet and she couldn’t find it she was puzzled but decided her pussy was wet enough to lube up her toy. On the way to her room, she passed Craig’s room and was about to knock and wish him good night when she heard him talking. He didn’t. Give me a minute to go inside and get my purse. I will start over. Give me a few minutes. I don't want to be seen leaving with you. Can you at least give me that dignity of leaving alone?"Brad dropped his cigarette and stepped on it. He let the smoke out in rings. He looked down at her and tried to conceal his look of triumph as he nodded slightly.Amy tried not to think about what she was doing as she went back to her seat to pick up her purse. She turned off her cell phone so she wouldn't have.