Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is ...my uncle.Situations turned worse when my father had a son.Now my father’s son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson ... And you say you have family problems...The Irishman fainted...What’s the definition of a Elephant?A Mouse built to Government Specifications.There was this Indian chief. Sex is the best seller in today's society, there is no denying that, but the second best seller is weapons' dealer, proving society can be boiled down to pain or pleasure responses. But you're not one of those nuts who sells guns and knives, fuck no. You don't sell weapons that can kill people and start the next world war, you sell weapons that degrade and humiliate others. Which has an interesting story behind it.Your roommate, Kevin, pledged one of the fraternities, you can't remember which,. You see I am already married'.I was aghast.I asked him, 'When did you get married?' He said, 'Remember when I told you I was going on a holiday with the family. Actually I went on my honeymoon'. I was livid.Something kept nagging at the back of my mind. Then I got it. I asked, 'Amit agar tumhari shadi ho gayi hai tau tum jab vaapis aaye tau tum mujhe chodene ko kyon aaye apni biwi ko kyon nahin choda (Amit tell me if you were already married then on your return why did you come panting to fuck. Tabhi dusre aadmi ne kaha ki hamne buddhe ke sath tumhari chudai dekh li hain. agar tum hame bhi. Khush kar do to ham tumhe jane denge nahi to hame jabarjasti karni hogi. Main ne raza mandi se sar hila diya. Us main se ek aadmi ne mera naam pucha main ne apna naam jaan bhooj kar unien ghalt name seema batlaya aur sath hi unka naam bhi purch liya. Ohh yeh to hindu boy thai jo pakistan ghoomny aye thai ohh to ajj mein hindu larkon sy chudny ja rahi thi mien bot exited ho gahiy….. Unhone apna naam.