” All the faces, including the older bartender’s smiled in unison. With that, Molly and I left in my little red sports car and drove the short dis...tance to a nearby park.We parked in a tiny parking lot and walked down a trail to a picnic spot we knew that was pretty secluded.A short distance down this narrow path there was a small clearing and the trail then continued into the woods to a large parking area just beyond. The small clearing had a large picnic table, two large benches and a large. “I suggest that you give them a few orgasms and while they’re out of it, tell them...”“ ... that I got a scratch,” Whitworth said with a grimace. “Tried that long ago. The results weren’t pretty. Then I got punished, not only for my getting hurt but for lying to them.”“Then it looks like you might as well tell them the truth and let them pamper you for a while,” Jeff finished while trying — not very hard — to hide a grin.“So, what are you going to do when we get back? And ... what have you. ”The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”Jack took the money.✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to Allan for the following... How do pigs make coffee?With porculators... ✧ ✧ ✧Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.” The first nun says, “I want-a to be Sophia Loren” and poof! she’s gone. The second says,. "That's it, dammit, Chrissie, that's it, I don't even want to HEAR about this ever again!" he grumbled, jumping off the bed and running to the bathroom, leaving me hurt and worse, not getting the full orgasm I thought I deserved.We hardly talked the next day or the day after, and I barely kissed him goodbye when he left that morning for a one-night business trip. I brooded all morning, shopped a little, then went home late afternoon, poured myself a whopping vodka and cranberry and sat down.