..”The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”5 hours later, the cop checks on the cell and says to the guy, “Don’t worry, ...the chief is marrying off his daughter today. He’ll be in a good mood.”The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?Bi-polar.Why are tennis players such bad paramours?Because for them, Love is nothing...These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read. I am sorry for my conduct yesterday." "We shall see if that is really the case. I have guests visiting this evening so if you show me up, then I will be even more angry with you." He opens the door. "Come on then." I crawl out of the cage on my hands and knees, stopping by my master's legs. I kneel with my back straight and my hands resting on my thighs. I am how my master likes me to be -- completely naked, except for the black collar around my throat. "What do you want from me today, Master?". Now she will sing. Oh Polly won’t sing any top forty hits but she does chirp wonderfully, don’t you think? You see Polly used to be a Las Vegas night club singer. Now instead of singing in front of bars she sings behind them. Here on my right you’ll something rather gross and disgusting. I call her Miss Piggy. From the size of her you’ll know she has not missed a meal in quite awhile. To be honest she weighs over four hundred pounds, that was the last time I could get her on a. Noticing her fathers erection, Charlotte was extremely happy. How she'd been waiting for this day, when her father would get an erection due to her! Still pretending to be ignorant, she settled down, pressing closer to her father. "I like this movie, its interesting. But why is it that we never do the things that they're doing, father?" Charlotte asked,curiously. "Oh honey, would you like to do those things?" Jenny asked her, barely able to contain her excitement. "I'd love to,mother" Charlotte.