I am but a simple man that has been given a special giftto play sports and lead others to victory. For me, seeing my playersreceive the rewards they ...so richly deserve. Me, I accept all of the blamefor any defeats that we suffer. "That night, old Hofus became young again in reward for his years ofservice. Yes, young Hofus was indeed content with his lot in LIFE. Untilone day as he sat by the window he saw a carriage dash past with a princeinside. It was drawn by snow white horses.When the stone. 'Love you too, I replied and put the phone away. "You two make me sick," Liz shook her head as she slammed her locker. "Not my fault, we have a good marriage," I yelled at her. "Well, look at you," Trevor said as I came out of the locker room. "Trevor," I warned in my usual tone. "I was giving you a compliment," Trevor said as he walked with me up to our offices. The place was already packed full of people working out. We were one of the busiest gyms in our small city. "Okay," I said. I turned. "That made me feel better. I followed her to another bedroom. My reliefwas short-lived. She began producing items from a dresser and I wasdistressed by what I saw. First there was a big, floppy red beret. Thatwas followed by a tube top with wide horizontal strips in clashingcolors. Then there were mini-shorts that I could see at a glance weremuch too small for me. Finally, she took a shoebox off the floor andshowed me a pair of garish orange shoes with chunky one-inch heels. . "Oh good. Mother told me and I just had to see for myself. Oh-my-god!Mittens and ballet slippers and everything! I bet you can't move aninch!" She told you...?" Of course, silly," she said. "We tell each other _everything_. Are youcomfortable?" Yes, reasonably," I said honestly. "but my nose itches..." Does this help?" Other side." Here?" Ahhh...." I sighed. "Thank you."Denise snuggled in next to me, our noses touching."I'm sorry to disturb you like this. It's been a long day, hasn't it?" Oh my.