I got up early that Saturday and worked a breakfast shift at the club. My parents and brother were gone by then and my sister was nowhere to be found.... I was hoping she would be lounging with her cute friends by the pool. I played tennis with a buddy and went home to cool off in the pool. While dozing in the sun I heard the doorbell and someone pounding on the front door. I figured it was some of my friends hoping to hang out and party without my folks around. To my surprise, it was my. I noticed that the hair had not been stuck down with sweat as I would have expected, and its eyes were closed.I watched as the Doctor used surgical spirit to clean around Number One's genital area. More spirit was applied, and then a small plastic tube-like device was removed from a sterile package. The Doctor appeared to insert it into the body's groin.The Doctor affixed a plastic pack to the end of the thin tube and then continued inserting it. Suddenly urine began to flow into the bag. The. "I'm fine," I said."Are you sure? After all, last night was pretty intense. Not just physically." No, I'm okay, I promise. I just want to make sure our relationship doesn't get affected in a bad way. I really like you, and I'm more interested in the long term than your mom's tits."She smiled. "They are nice tits, though. I'd often wondered what they felt like. I'm just glad you're not horrified by my crazy family." Well, mine doesn't even shake hands, and can barely say hello, so everyone's. Try it again – It was a beautiful spring day and I was out mowing the lawn when Kim called to me that the phone was for me. I made it into the house and grabbed the phone;"Hello" Greg, it's Judy" Judy, how nice to hear from you. How are you?" I'm fine. How are you?" I was doing fine, but, since you called I'm doing fantastic. What can I do for you?" Well, I was wondering if you have any plans for dinner tonight." Just same old same old. What'ya got in mind?" I'd like to treat you to dinner at.