‘But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.’An old woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living w...ith for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’The old woman says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:1. The DNA all matches.2. There are no dental records.A blonde calls Delta Airlines and. The day of my party. I was putting the finishing touches on my party when people started arriving. I put the last of the beer in the jug and cups on the table. First Nick, Ben and Jimmy came. "Hey there bro whats up!" Nick exclaimed when he saw me. "Ah nothing just putting last touches on the party. Like it?" I asked. Nick looked around and said "Wow Kevin, its awsome. Beer stands? Ciggrates? Wow what DIDEN'T you get!". "Well looks like i got everything. Beer, Wine, Pop, Snacks, Cigs. Yea i got. I thrust with abandon while she bounced up and down on my lap with equal enthusiasm. My hands returned to her breasts, squeezing her nipples between thumbs and forefingers.She cried out in excruciating delight and bounced harder and faster. Soon she was sobbing wildly and calling my name. All thought had abandoned both of us as we rejoiced in pure feeling. She begged and pleaded, but what she was begging for I'm not sure that even she could say. My right hand abandoned her breast to slide down. Darüber wurde Toni wach und schaute mich verschämt an „bin ich nochmal gekommen?“„Offensichtlich.“„Ich hab heute Nacht so schön vom vorgestrigen Nachmittag geträumt, hab aber nicht gedacht, dass ich Dich dabei als Wichshilfe missbraucht hab.“„Kein Problem, wenn’s Dir gefallen hat ist es doch gut so. Jetzt aber raus aus dem Bett, heute fängt für Dich der Unterricht an. Erst führe ich Dich in die Arbeit hier im Lager ein und dann solltest Du ja mit Lakis den Sprachunterricht anfangen.“Nach dem.