.." she began."Arlene," Diana said, trying to sound stern, but failing miserably, "he screwed you unconscious last night. Surely you can wait until to...night."Arlene grinned back at her mother, "Well, it was worth a thought, but I guess you're right. But ... I'll bet it wouldn't take you long to join in if I talked him into it."Both Ada and Charlotte were blushing as Diana turned to them. "Sorry about that. I guess we tend to forget that you haven't been here long, but somehow you just seem to. ..I have an announcement"She waited until she had their undivided attention before she continued."As you all know six months ago I found out my husband was screwing hissecretary....."There were a few sympathetic looks from around the room but she ignoredthem, she did not want sympathy"As a result I got rid of him. But as I listen to you, my friends, Irealize that some of you need help with the men in your life......"She took a deep breath knowing the next statement was going to be thekicker"So. Bs uske baad to vo pagal si ho gai mujhe bahut mail kare sex karne k lie or hum phir 5 din baad mile main unke ghar gaya unhone apna adress or phone no mujhe mail kar dia tha Unke ghar pahucha to mere hosh hi ud gae kya mast aunty thi 38 saal ki hongi or mast bade bade momme(breast) or chuttad (hips) bhi kafi mote the or bell bajane k baad humare bich jo baat hui vo main apko batata huAunty: kaho kya kaam hai?main: aunty main rahul hu aapne hi mujhe mail kar bulaya tha……aunty:tum rahul hu tum. Ladies and gentlemen, this will be a photo finish.”Doc leaned over to David and said, “The cameras are electronic so we will have the results almost immediately.”“They looked even,” David said.“If they were,” Doc replied with a laugh, “then knockers will win. The first thing over the line is their breasts and nice knockers was named that for a reason.”The announcer confirmed Doc’s prediction as he yelled out, “The results are in. It is nice knockers by a nipple. Nice knockers is the winner;.