.. “I’m telling you Lisa, I’ve never been happier, “ said Sally. “I have two boyfriends. One is just fabulous. He’s handsome, sensitive, c...aring and considerate”.“So what do you need the second one for?” asked Lisa.“The second one is straight”.A guy went to the doctor and said, I’ve got a mole on the end of my penis”.“Drop your pants and show me”, said the doctor, who then proceeded to examine the area.“Yes”, continued the doctor. “I can get rid of the mole, but I’m going to have to report you. I presume you get more formal the more distracted you become?"Jorie nodded. "My problems are outside the scope of my present duty to you and Dothan. I apologize for the distraction." We all have our problems, Jorie, especially royals," Mista said. "Dothan and I did want to see some of these possible archeological sites. Why don't we plan on visiting one tomorrow? Sometimes an outsider's eyes may see details that someone up close misses." It would be my pleasure to take you to my latest. There were eight of us, Amy and I, Lenny, Martha, Dick, David, Chuck, and Joe. Harry the manager sat us at our usual table, and added one more table to make us comfortable. During breakfast we suggested that since it was a nice warm night, we could all go swimming at our house, but the only ones who expressed interest was David & Joe. We later found out that Lenny & Martha were taking Dick home for fun & games, that they had been involved in a threesome for quite some time now, which. Suddenly, Malcolm is hit with the feeling that his backside is being stimulated. He leans his head back and groans. The pressure back there begins to build, and a cylindrical lump appears in his pants. And it’s growing!The lump gets thicker and longer. It doubles and then doubles and then doubles again. It keeps going until it blasts through the material of his pants and flops heavily on the floor. Malcolm sits up and twists to look back to see what has happened to him. He can’t believe the.