Naan konja naal jollyaga irunthen, pinbu enaku ena aanathu endru theriya vilai naan atharku mel avaludan pesa vilai.Sirithu matham kazhithu buvanavirk...u thirumanam aaga povathaga solinaargal, enaku manam avalava valika villai. Naan college padika sendru apadiye sendru vitathu, niraiya varudam sendrathu. Oru naal aval veetu pakam nadathu selum pozhuthu thaan buvanavai paarthen aval ennai paarthu sirithu epadi irukiraai endru ketal?Enaku en manathil oru santhosham vanthathu, naan nandraaga. He can talk to computers. The computer talks back to him.- Information about potential terrorists: Two Mets will try to kill thousands. Memorial Day. The Mets are not having pork for their meals at the holidays, only salads.- Information that connects the two : He's after the Mets who are coming to Central Florida. He's going to kill them.- And probably useless information about the Cubs: The Cubs will not win this year. They will finish 36 games out of first place.She looked at the list of his. ”“Oh my! I never realised,” Mrs Crocker admitted.“By the way, I owe five dollars for the artwork,” I said.“No, you’re the reason the art students undertook their rainbow-painting initiative. You got your locker done for free.”“The first time perhaps, but Eugenie had to do it a second time after her first design was ruined by graffiti. And the promise of five dollars was what earned me that kiss.”I didn’t tell Mrs Crocker I had seen the video and observed her watching us kiss, but she knew what. Me: Ok, batao kya hai wo shartein?Aunty: Pehli- hamare beech koi relation hai, iske baare mein tum kisi se baat nahi karoge, apne doston se bhi nahi. Bilkul secret relationship hoga.Me: Ok done, Aur koi hai?Aunty: Abhi to bahut hai.Aunty: Doosri- Kabhi bhi mere ghar pe sex nahi karenge. Hamesha locality se baahar hi karenge. Teesri- Tum meri beti ko pataane ki koshish nahi karoge.Me: Done.(Waise bhi mera unki beti mein koi interest nahi tha, kyunki wo aunty ki tarah Sundar aur gori nahi thi..