Having started menstruating late one afternoon while she was still at work, Gale, on her drive home that evening, came up with what she thought to be ...an innovative approach to servicing the double edged aspects of her husband's rather craven carnal needs. Though she neither wanted, nor expected Dennis to earn his 'Red Wings' by going down on her while she was in the midst of that persnickety and messy monthly visitor of hers, Gale still did not wish to deprive the man she loved of the massive. I was getting out of the shower Saturday morning after a 15-miler when my phone rang, displaying an unfamiliar number. Typically, I screen those calls, but for some reason I picked this one up.“Hello,” I said, hoping I wasn’t going to get a telemarketer or a bill collector.“Hello, Steve,” the pleasant female voice on the other end said, “This is Marge, Marge Cohen.”My lack of a response must have spoken volumes.“Well, duh!” she said laughing, “I never told you my name. I’m the runner you helped. She was told it would be ready by the time shegot there.Back in the examining room, the Doctor made the motions of giving Kevinanother test. When he was done the doctor told Kevin, "I want you backhere in three days for additional tests." Not coincidentally, in threedays Mom had arranged for the guest bedroom to be painted. She hadselected the color. It was a color called "Cotton White" "Cotton White"is a rich ivory color with just a hint of pink which would look great inany girl's. "Yeeah, you little whore - now you're mine," said the game, "and..." This is Katie!" shouted John's girlfriend.A mechanical voice on the TV intoned: "backdoor, miss?" Yes!" shouted Katie, matching the deadpan rhythm with her probing,emasculating humping."Ohhhhhh," breathed the TV, "My mistake, slave girl. I meant to sayyou're the fucktoy property of Queen Katie, whose cock you are not fitto take. Who do you think you're fooling? All those fucking facial-masque deep-pore anti-dandruff bullshit.