She advertised on an adult site that most people use these days, she says she is a 24yo lass from Scotland with pierced nipples and completely shaven ...down there.I phoned her and arranged a meeting for 30 minutes as she normally only did 1 hour appointments but wanted to get some regulars, but most people won’t pay that kind of money without seeing first for 30 mins to see if she was there type as Middlesbrough is one of the cheapest places for escorts.She told me her address which was a road. That wouldn't wash completely though, cause if he had fucked something down here up beyond recognition I was the one to get the full benefit so to speak. It was little old me down on the ground that would be dealing with the fallout, figuratively speaking of course. What the hell, all I could do was hope it wasn't fatal.In my examination of my new/old digs I'd seen that the clocks all seemed to be set and they were probably close enough to right for government work. It was three-thirty PM now,. How do you embarrass an archaeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from.I took a poop in the elevator. I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.What do you call a deaf gynecologist?A lip reader.What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?Beef strokin’ off.Why do vegans give better head?They’re used to eating nuts.I’m not sure how I feel about masturbation...On the one hand, it’s pretty great.A man goes to the doctor and says “I’ve got a problem, I have 5. I spotted her sitting at the bar fending off an advance from a suave looking guy at the bar. I hadn’t seen her in a year but not much had changed, she looked a little older in her face and her legs looked a little thicker and it only made her hotter. In mid-sentence from the guy hitting on her she spotted me walking up and her face lit up, “George !” she squealed hopping up from her chair and coming up to me, “How are you?” she gave me a hug pressing her body against mine, I felt her tits and.