I got some Irish Spring, and rubbed some around, not too much, didn’t want to be greedy. After I started to wash it off, Mary walked in. She had not...hing on, with her fresh clothes at her feet. I stood frozen, and welcomed her in, being as awkward as I possibly could, trying to humor her. She walked in the shower, and greeted me with a peck on the lips. “You look ripped as hell naked in the shower.” She said.“Whey protein is my best friend.” I said.“Why are you being so awkward?” She asked.“I. Tammy stirred her coffee and took a sip before observing. "He overdid it, didn't he? Was it necessary to invite fifty people just to find one girl?"It was good to see her smile, straying from her ordinary serious demeanor. Her image in the domino haunted me. I looked beyond her left shoulder, straining to see who was behind the blur but the picture wouldn't focus."It got a little out of hand. Kent asked me to find an eligible girl for Skip and I invited ten people. Kent had invited his. I realised that my earlier attempt at deceiving the grocery deliveryman had been much too successful, I had now managed to accidentallyfool my wife into thinking I was a woman."Mary, it's me," I replied, lowering the pitch of my voice to a normalrange."Steve?" Yes." Who's that woman with you then?" she asked angrily."That's me too, I was just messing around with my voice earlier." Why?" she asked.I explained about having to wear one of her bras because the nursingbras were wet and then the. So I explained things to Shelia."I came here to apologize in person for being such a jerk on the phone. You mother heard some things about me that were only partially true and I was about to give her the real story."I turned and looked at Mrs. Cavanaugh. "I did get in a fight about a girl last year. Her name is Caroline Hernandez. I challenged this gang leader because it was the only way I could think of to get him to leave her alone. He was trying to force her into a relationship with him. The.