Then suddenly out of the blue, “BAM BAM BAM” came from the door. I yelled out, “We don’t need anything. We didn’t order anything, thanks,”... trying to get them away so I could return to Kendra. A second later, three more knocks on the door and a gruff female voice yells through the door, “It’s a FedEx for Mr. Edwards, says urgent.” I say, “Oh shit, that’s for my presentation tomorrow. They forgot to ship the material. Hold on honey.” I struggle to find a robe and put it on as the room is pitch. .Fat is skinny, ugly is hot, Arabians are not Arabians, etc. We all usually make the worst decisions right before closing time, because we feel that desperateness of leaving alone. Bartender yells the 4 worst words in the dictionary "Last call for Alcohol" and every dude feels like they are playing musical chairs for pussy. Worst part about this particle incident is that it was like 1:15 in the afternoon and I've been drunk for a good 7 hours.. i'm not a mathmatician, but I think I'm a. As i got closer to the buzzing i realised it was coming from my aunts room, i pushed her door slightly ajar and peeped through. My aunt was laying on the bed 1 hand playing with her boobs the other teasing her clit with a vibrator. I stood gob-smacked starring at the horniest thing i had ever seen. My aunt had not noticed me and was in the middle of playing. My cock was bulging of the shorts i was wearing. I grabbed my cock and started masturbating as i watched her, i imagined she new i was. "Let's go inside." Don't rush me," she said, watching his penis move. "I've never gotten a close look at one of those before ... not a real one, anyway." We're standing in the middle of the patio," he pointed out."And you said nobody could see us," she said in return."OK," he said, realizing this wasn't going to be like anything he had ever done before. His ex-wife would have nothing to do with skinny-dipping, or wandering around the house naked, landscaping or no landscaping.While he let her.