"Mike, John WHAT are you two doing?" I asked."Well, ah, well, we never really saw a naked woman before so we were pretending to be one so we could tak...e turns, you know." Mike whispered.Both boys looked so embarrassed and upset that we instinctively hugged them, bras and panties notwithstanding. Perhaps because of how pitiful our boys looked or the fact Cindy and I were ready for a hot afternoon of sex that the following events transpired."Well you certainly gave us quite a surprise" Cindy. What's on the menu?"Elmer chuckled as he stepped aside to let her in, "It's rather mundane, actually. It's last night's tuna and noodle casserole that I made for myself and Carolyn, but I'll toot my own horn and say that it's pretty darned tasty. I'll even warm up a nice white cheese sauce to spoon over the top."She shed her coat and kicked off her shoes. "You don't have to ask twice. Let's eat."A few minutes later he set a plate of the steaming, aromatic concoction in front of her and poured. It is not as if I am well endowed but what I have works well. The thing that catches everyone's eye is the blue stainless steel ring in the end of my penis and the completely shaved pubic region. I once had hot wax dropped on me and the ensuing problems of removing wax from my pubes prompted me to shave, I have never let it grow back; there is something about the feel of smooth skin!The piercing that I sport is a 6g ring with a captive bead that is shaped like a battle-axe! It makes a very. Charlie voiced no objection. What made his wife happy made him happy.They had had nine idyllic years when returning late one night from a business meeting in Aiken, SC in order to get home to Ellie Charlie fell asleep at the wheel, ran off the road, hit a tree and was killed. It was almost impossible to tell Ellie. When the call came into the sheriff, Victor Richards, he didn't know what to do. He didn't want to be the one to have to face Ellie. Instead of calling Vic went by Jedidiah's house.