"What," I stammered, "what do you want me to do?"He put his clipboard on his car. He showed me. "Put your head back," he said, "put your heels togethe...r. Close your eyes..."He made it look so easy.He glanced down at my shoes. "Do you want to take those heels off?" he asked me.I looked at them too. I shook my head. The road was wet.I tried to do like he had done. But as soon as I closed my eyes I began to feel like I was falling. I couldn't seem to balance properly on my shoes."Do you want to try. As you’d expect, many of the ads were from time-wasters or other cranks. But once we’d weeded these out, we still had plenty of eligible candidates to explore.I could see the excited look on Claire’s face as she started exploring and contacting the guys who were top of her list. I couldn’t help but tease her as in her normal ‘teacherly’ way, my sexy wife had made up a list with pros and cons and her thoughts … and had started emailing back to the top five.As I watched Claire at the keyboard, my. "So why should anyone be charged?"I gave him a long look. "They fought off the Sa'arm because some of the people sent out decided they weren't going to be meek and allow their own slaughter. I'm sure that Admiral Tucker can tell you how many other colonies have ground-based defenses. There is no question that our culprit hoped that the colonists would quietly disappear. Or at least that was my initial thought. Now I'm not so sure."Linda looked at me. "The lesbian scorned?" she asked.I looked. But wait, that’s not a girl.“Shawn… you?”Alarmed, Shawn sprang up from the bed, losing the headphones and all. The black satin bra he wore fitted him loosely, but the thong looked perfect on him.“Brother… I mean, master, I….” He stood up, fumbling for words, covering his crotch with his hands.“What the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend’s lingerie?”“This is your girlfriend’s?”“My ex-girlfriend. But that doesn’t… what the fuck are you doing?” He asked exasperated.“I, I don’t know. I found.