.Wo ar uski dadi akeli ghar me rahti thi ..Abiha mujhe pahele h pasand thi jab b wo aati land khada ho jata usko chodne ka dil hota par bahit mushkil ...tha…Dheere 2 din gujar gaye main uski jawani dekh kar apne land ko kaboo me nhi kar pa raha tha…Ek din usne hume apne ghar bulaya ar kaha mera kuch saman h la do to list de di main lene gaya usme veet ar pad b tha main leke aaya usko diya wo muskurai …….Aise h kai din gujar gayehum dono jab milte muskra dete.Ek din maine usko I love u bola usne b. “However, I do have one further question. Pray do not be offended, for while it may seem impertinent, I can assure you that your answer is important. When did you last undertake congress of a sexual nature with your husband?”“Oh gracious, I cannot recall,” said Mrs Bennet truthfully. “Since the birth of our fifth daughter, Lydia, the door between our bedrooms has remained locked. We both felt that it would be for the best. That was some fifteen years ago.”“My dear Mrs Bennet,” said Doctor. ’These two are compliments of J & BGRANDMAA man moves into a nudist colony.He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He’s really worried but then remembers how bad his Grandmother’s eyesight is, and hopes she won’t notice.A few weeks later,. Behind a large sturdy oak table on a raiseddais sat seven people. These seven people I knew held my immediate fatein their hands. This was a place nobody in their right mind wanted tofind themselves. The fact that it was my own fault that I found myselfin this predicament was of no solace to me. The sad truth was I had beencaught red handed. My collection of soft porn had been discovered. I hadgrown careless and someone had reported me to the public moralsprotection unit. This was a department.