So I get to play the heavy so he doesn’t go overboard.”“What’s he going to do when she goes to the conservatory?” I asked.“Buy a chastity ...belt!” he said gruffly from behind me.I turned and nodded gravely, “I understand your sentiment.”“But you don’t agree with it, do you?” he stated quite sternly.“No, I don’t. But that’s between you and your daughter. I have NOTHING to say about it.”“Wise, Steve,” Belinda said. “Al can be a bit irrational on the topic.”She was clearly needling him, and the last. ?Your in time out for 15 minutes, mister,? Eve said softly, as she reached down and ruffled Bobby’s hair. Eve and Megan returned to the kitchen counter. Eve sipped her wine and Megan finished correcting Bobby’s algebra test using the geometry book. With the last of his strength, Bobby turned around to look at the pantry door. Each of Bobby’s tender testicle had been absolutely flattened by the door. Eve had done a good job of position his balls so that the door came down in the middle of each. Today I was thinking about my bi-sexual stripper girlfriend from the past, who loved bringing home other strippers (mostly lesbians) for some hot threesomes. However, today I shall write about my first Transgender experience.I had responded to an ad placed by a self described hot black female that was in the local singles section of a free weekly paper. My thoughts were really “WTF”, as I expected no response but became surprised when I received a call back from this girl. We got to talking. I grew a marijuana leaf from one of my vines, and a question mark beside it. A few seconds later, I got her knock on the door. “I will not be joining you two.” Tera groaned, stretching her body, which was always fun to watch. “Why not?”“I have to make amends with my fighting partner,” Tera sighed, snaking off the bed, “lest she feel like adding me to her tattoo collection.” Tera pecked me on the lips, opened the door, gave Lucilla a surprisingly-passionate kiss which left the princess wide-eyed.