She said it's a terrible thing and she doesn't want the news to get out." Jack sat with his face covered by his hands."Please, it just sounds so awful.... Did you do something wrong? Did you hurt someone? Your mother or your sister?" Grandma ran down the list of calamities."Grandma, if you promise not to tell Mom I told you, I will tell you what happened." He was wanting to get his Grandma off his back."I promise not to tell." She said simply."Amy and I were having sex and Mom caught us." Jack. I may not believe in marriage, but I had been given a job and I was going to do everything in my power to provide the best entertainment possible. That meant holding auditions. So I picked the five hottest strippers on the site and set up a private audition session. Though unusual, the strippers did not seem to mind, because they were being paid their usual fee for a five minute performance. As for me, I would just have to endure watching those five beautiful young women dancing seductively. They came to me again and asked me to give them a few couple challenges to spice up their life. They are involved with one now. I am sure I can make arrangements for us to join.”“Join? I don’t know. How about observe?”“Whatever you like. I will give them a call and see if we can get in.”John pulled out his phone; Mack signaled George to bring the check. Mack wondered what kind of trouble he was getting into with John but then dismissed his worry. When he was with John, it was always. ” I sighed, “Liz, Amy and I aren’t a ‘couple.’ She made that abundantly clear to me. Five minutes after we hooked up, Amy said, ‘Just to be clear, you aren’t my boyfriend. I don’t have boyfriends. I have guys I fuck more than once.’” “That’s Amy, alright,” Elizabeth laughed. “She’s such a guy.” “Well… not all of her.” Liz rolled her eyes and we hurried off to class. Later that day, Rachel Klein had lunch with our group for the first time, and I was blown away by just how un-Rachel-like she.