." She stopped and looked around her and I could tell she was very close to bursting into tears. Finally she spluttered, "I'm an idiot," and the tears... began to flow down her cheeks."What's the problem, my dear," I said, oozing concern.She waved her hand in the general direction of the station. "Wrong fucking stop!" she declared.I reached into my bag and pulled out a packet of tissues and handed them to her. She took them gratefully and dabbed at her eyes. She gave me a mumbled thanks."Where. .) Clerk: 'Kinkos.' DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?' Clerk: 'This is she.' DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.' Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?' DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?' Sarah: 'No.' DJ: 'Good!' Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell. .Nenu ippudu 12th chaduvutunnanu appudu malli mavaya amma pelli kosam naku oil rastanu andi abbaaa nenu chalal wiat chesanu than kosam bath room ki vacchanu amma langa motham body ki kattukundi vacchindi ippaledu nenu chala disappoint aypoyanu ayna thattukolekapoyaaa but naadi matram lechipoindi nenu drawer meda unanu dani medeee adi lechipoi undi chalal peddadi aypoindi appudu amma adi kuda ippey ra andi nenu ventane ippesanu apptike naku konchem aathulu unnai na modda lechipoi undi amma malli. “Your wish is my command, Mistress,” she said in her most sarcastic voice possible, before she returned to a cloud of light-blue smoke, which was sucked into Sophie’s handbag.“Now then, to business,” Brian said. “Now as you know, one of our goals is to collect genie lamps. Well, we’ve discovered another one. Or rather, we discovered it many years ago, but its owner refused to join us.”“Who is it?” Sophie asked.“Jacob Larson,” Brian replied. “Born in 1922, a British man living in the countryside.
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