’ I laughed on the inside. Inexperienced. A hardened veteran would not be phased. It was obvious to me that the only contact this Russ had with men ...like me was in a Langley handbook. ‘I don’t do favors. Goodbye’ I said ‘Wait!’ He yelled ‘Meet me, Central Park, twenty minutes, under the bridge.’ ‘Alone’ I conditioned him. I hung up, flipped the phone over, and ejected the sim card. Fuck, how’d they get my number? Fucking CIA, I was determined to get to the bottom of this. Ten minutes later I. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?A. So the Irish would never rule the world!Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka?A: The Holy Spirit!Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order?A: “A beer please, and one for the road.”Q: You know what’s fun about being sober?A: Nothing.Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: Tequila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms. She had also been an amazing athlete, salutatorian in her class, coming in just behind Jason, and the most beautiful girl Williamsport had ever seen. Somehow, they separated after Jason left for West Point and Sarah for Temple. They never got back together.I was two years ahead of them in school. I wasn't the class genius, but I did okay. I majored in engineering at a state school. As computers became more a part of every day life, I gravitated to software programming. I worked for a few. Ramlal, bring one from there and I will explain the problem to Madam. I was somewhat scared now out of natural shyness to talk regarding my panty in front of two males. I quickly tried to shift Master-ji's focus. Me: Master-ji, please understand my priority. Please fix my blouse first. I cannot stand like this forever. If you can get this done first... Master-ji: Right, right Madam, I must finish with your blouse first.