I'm like that too. He must think I'm this fluffy little air-head, swooning over him every time I'm in the same room as him. He's a nice guy though. He... doesn't tease." So what's he like? In person, I mean," Sheila asked."Well once you get past the whole celebrity factor, he's no more sexy than our dear Anthony here." Anthony is a sexy one, I'll give him that. But since you've already snagged him, I'll have to settle for Doug."Charlotte laughed out loud."You're crazy, Sheila! I love it. You're so. I pulled on the knob and then stepped in alone, leaving all of the beauties behind.I walked down a hallway then into the club. With a glance, I knew I'd be fine. The place was half full of the girls who'd been snubbed, by the uppity snobs still outside.Short girls and tall girls and all in between, some I'd politely call "stout." Every conceivable shape could be seen, with some pretty ones scattered about.Out of the crowd, a beauty appeared. She approached with a welcoming smile. "Hello, I'm. .. Master Frank?"Mom was absolutely confused and embarrassed. She was almost naked in front of virtual strangers. These strangers, and now her own son, were using her first name when speaking to or about her. Her son was speaking about 'collars' and referring to her husband of two decades as 'Master Frank.' She was fast approaching overload."Master Frank? Ron, what has gotten into you? And since when do you address your mother by her first name? Frank, are you just going to stand there and let. I know she likes to make me uncomfortable. My father is often out of town. And she’s always very horny and wanting to talk with me. She always sits real close to me and gives me compliments and just hits on me. I think she's totally hot and I certainly would love to fuck her. But, I’m kind of nerdy and she's really out of my league. I'm a pretty short guy. I'm only 5'6" and weigh one hundred and seventy pounds. I have black hair and green eyes. I'm not at all athletic looking. I'm more a gamer.