A few gliding strokes in, he thought he heard distant thumps in the house, but disregarded the sounds as being his wife, since she'd met him there on ...a few occasions before. He continued to wash his length, closing his eyes as he savored the feeling, pretending it was the hands of his mother-in-law.“Well, you're home...” she paused as she walked into the bathroom, “...early. Man who is not my husband.”“Uh!” he said with a look similar to if he had just dropped and broken something, while still. Harlen held up a wooden copy of the Ehladrel. He had even painted it dull gray with silvery highlights and wrapped the handle in an excellent facsimile of the leather wrapping about the various gripping points.Hyandai giggled at that. "Not only can elves craft Ehladrim, hmm?" She asked.With a nod, Harlen shoved the mock weapon into the old soft leather cover, and slung it beneath his backpack. "I'll give it to some elven lad, to practice with." He said.A broad smile crossed Hyandai's face. "It. I'd know Kevin for years and never gave him a second thought but oneday I suddenly realized that he was just so cute. I mean he had suchthick, blonde hair that I could hardly keep from running my fingersthrough it and when he held me in his arms I felt wonderful!I was amazed to realize that guys were taking a serious interest in me;I'd meet guys at practice or at the mall and they'd start flirting; atfirst I was a little timid but it didn't take long before I startedflirting right back. After. So, it was a complete surprise when outside the shop, she said, ‘Peter, I heard form a friend of mine in Eggerton (a nearby town) that you have quite a lot of elderly lady-friends who you ‘engage’ with. Now, I would not breath a word of this to anyone but I am intrigued. Do you prefer old ladies, sexually? Getting hot under the collar, I just nodded. She went on, ‘two of those ladies I found are married, do their husbands get involved as well?’Again, I nodded.‘Well, that’s nice because, whilst.