A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you pa...int one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her with the shovel.”Steve went to the urologist complaining of discharge dripping from his penis, the doctor took one look and told him he had V.D.“No way” said the shocked Steve, blushing terribly. “It must be a. Should she show him? Well at least she could show him hers, since he was showing her his. She flipped up her skirt again to reveal her narrow band of dark hair crowning the coral gash of damp feminine fecundity. Why not? Her husband, his father, was out tom-catting around; why shouldn't the home pussy get some fun? The kid was missing out on putting while the old man was puting it into Miss Affair-of-the-Month. Jeff was gazing down at his mother's exposed privates, who's pubis was so. "However, I bet your will be the biggest one of them all." It's not only my stone. Two girls of my class helped me to get it." Sweet, so, I'm going to go on a trip with a few girls at least," the boy chuckled while his eyes went all over Sandra's body."Don't get your hopes up," Sandra giggled. "I'm not planning to go on the trip like this." You never know!" he laughed."You better make sure that you aren't the one to show up like this," Sandra teased him.Surprisingly, this made him stop teasing. Anyway, Ithink he goes to bed before you, Jessica. His bed time is...?" Her bedtime is about half past six," Jane completed for her, "but don'tworry about sleeping arrangements. We now have a travel cot for BabyDaphne. It's really sweet!" David cringed at the mention of his travelcot. So far he hadn't needed to use it, but it was a larger size of thenormal canvas collapsible baby travel cots - except his was baby pink,with dancing teddy bears all over it. Where Jane had found such a thing,he.