It was incredible. I started to moan loud and loud, even may be neighbours could have heard me. I was screaming with pleasure. And I came so hard that... I never ever felt anything like this. I was shivering and jolts of pleasure just coming right after one another. " AAAAAHHHHHHH........UMMMMM........YEAHHH.......FUCK ME... UMMMMHHH...FUCK ME HARDER....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............." I screamed. It was like ocean of pleasure just hitting again and again. I could not take it, and passed. 2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa’-me) was attending the first athletic festival in Greece.This festival had no name at that time.In those days the athletes performed naked and to prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on a drink containing saltpeter.At the opening ceremonial parade of this first great event, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed:“Oh! Limp. They stay beside our house. From the day, I saw her, I have a desire to fuck her, as her figure was tempting me. And her 36d boobs were making me go mad at them. So from then, I started to flirt with her.One day I got her number and started to text her casually. And day by day our relationship got strong. One morning she was saying that I didn’t sleep yesterday night. So I sarcastically said, “Ohh nice you both enjoyed a lot, I guess.”So she said, “No, I am not that lucky.” So I asked why what. Em..a film or anything…we could get..er…comfortable first.’ As soon as he said it he thought it was the wrong thing. ‘Talk about going at it with a sledge hammer’ he thought. ‘Good idea.’ breathed Albert and Len knew then that Albert had been having exactly the same thoughts as himself.‘Fancy a beer?’ asked Len as they went back to the living room.He got a couple from the fridge and came back to find Albert looking through the films he had laid out. He held one up.‘This looks Ok, is it any.